Santa Pants Purse

It's funny what will bother a person when they are passing a kidney stone. As most of you know I was trying to pass a kidney stone for five long days last week. I was in the Dr's office waiting room on Saturday(the fifth day of trying to pass my stone), withering in pain, squirming in my chair with swollen eyes, frizzy hair and not a stitch of make-up, when this girl walks in with this SANTA PANTS purse. I was immediately bugged, Beetle was waiting with me and I told him I was going to tell this girl that her purse bugged me. I kept thinking how non-practical it was - only two legs with no room for a wallet, her cell phone was shoved in one leg and maybe her lip gloss in the other? She didn't have kids and so I guess she didn't have to be too practical. Also It bothered me how the purse ended at the ankles, wheres the boots? I was mainly amazed that I was so bothered by it, I just kept staring at it and then I would squirm. Stare and Squirm. Stare and Squirm. After waiting an hour in the waiting room I was called back. Thank Goodness. I think that girl was probably sick of me giving her and her purse dirty looks.
I ended up having surgery on Saturday night. The stone is gone! I am doing so much better now.

P.S.
I apologize if any of you just purchased this purse for the holidays, it's really not that bad, only if your passing a kidney stone.